i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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