my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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