No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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