Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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