On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
BRING THE BAGELS
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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