...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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