is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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