That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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