I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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