Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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