Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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