id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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