so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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