im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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