Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Nicole vs. Life
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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