jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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