Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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