you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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