your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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