I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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