We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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