i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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