3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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