All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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