so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I want her autograph on my taint
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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