Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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