:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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