I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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