that's an acceptable place to lick
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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