Plan B is the new Plan A
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I believe in your delicious
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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