Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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