Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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