Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
