There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have aggressive nipples.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My feet surprised me
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
