sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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