this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
