Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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