We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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