He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my sisters under your porch take her home
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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