I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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