is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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