So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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