I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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