I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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