do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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