that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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