sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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