I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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