Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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