creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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