What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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