Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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